Episode 14: Women’s World Cup 2023 – away shirts

Welcome to the fourteenth episode of the Kit Nerd Corner podcast! Continuing on from Episode 13, the gang took a pretty close look at all 31* away shirts on offer at the Women’s World Cup, kicking off on July 20.

* Morocco hasn’t released an away shirt yet.

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Epic evening #2 of talking about Women’s World Cup shirts. Okay, we’ll let you in on a secret: We recorded these in the same night. We got a bit punch-drunk, but damn it was worth it.

31 away shirts, Groups A through H, and we talked about every one.

And of course, images of all* the shirts we talk about are below.

* Okay, not all; but as with the homes, I’m just including the 31 World Cup shirts because this is a lot of work – Brenton

Episode rundown, with times bolded:

0:00INTRODUCTION

Intro music: Definition by Black Star (Mos Def and Talib Kweli)

We’re back at it. Rich has never seen a constellation. But we didn’t let that derail us.

2:10 – GROUP A

  • 2:37 – Norway by Nike, Switzerland by Puma
  • 3:15 – Philippines by Adidas
  • 4:37 – New Zealand by Nike, feat. cuffs that Rich likes

8:25 – GROUP B

  • 9:33 – Australia by Nike, a minty/teal thing
  • 11:22 – Ireland by Castore, mostly just white
  • 13:27 – Nigeria by Nike, a good warm-up
  • 17:30 – Canada by Nike, just disappointing.

Also, the guillotine comes out.

20:52 – GROUP C

  • 22:20 – Spain by Adidas, so pretty!
  • 25:40 – Costa Rice by Adidas, we skipped over this dullness
  • 25:45 – Zambia by KoPa (an in-house brand!)
  • 28:37 – Japan by Adidas, feat. more pink!

33:00 – GROUP D

  • 33:15 – England by Nike really annoyed Rich
  • 38:00 – Haiti by SAETA, a tamer number than the home
  • 41:20 – Denmark by hummel, feat. pop art but in white
  • 42:15 – China by Nike; yellow as hell.

44:42 – GROUP E

  • 44:52 – USA by Nike, skipped past
  • 45:10 – Vietnam by Grand Sport, feat. the collar
  • 49:20 – Netherlands splotches by Nike
  • 52:08 – Portugal by Nike, feat. peppermint bark

54:00 – GROUP F

  • 54:12 – France by Nike – fine
  • 55:35 – Panama by Reebok, Brazil by Nike, both meh
  • 56:45 – Jamaica by Adidas; this is brown, and Rich loves it

1:01:30 – GROUP G

  • 1:02:55 – Sweden by Adidas, fun in blue
  • 1:03:15 – Argentina by Adidas, great paint strokes, wonderful
  • 1:07:25 – Italy by Adidas, dull
  • 1:07:45 – South Africa by Le Coq Sportif, feat. palm fronds, and the South Africa third

1:11:50 – GROUP H

  • Nothing from Morocco
  • 1:12:45 – Germany by Adidas, a beautiful shirt with trees
  • 1:17:55 – South Korea by Nike
  • 1:19:15 – Colombia by Adidas – is it space? We think it’s space

Slight aside on home/away colours and flag colours and country colours.

1:24:30 – OUTRO

We pick our favourites, laugh at “The ocean: the space of the sea”, and say our goodbyes.

Thanks for listening, folks!

Outro music: Street Fighting Man by the Rolling Stones

See below for images of all the shirts we talk about, and jump on over to twitter to let us know what you think about all our blathering.

The podcast: @KitNerdCorner

Mark: @kitnerdmark

Kristin: @kzknowles

Rich: @teaathalftime

Brenton: @capsoffside

Shirts we discuss in this episode

Group A

Top: New Zealand by Nike, Norway by Nike
Bottom: Philippines by Adidas, Switzerland by Puma

Group B

Top: Australia by Nike, Ireland by Castore
Bottom: Nigeria by Nike, Canada by Nike

Group C

Top: Spain by Adidas, Costa Rica by Adidas
Bottom: Zambia by KoPa, Japan by Adidas

Group D

Top: England by Nike, Haiti by SAETA (away and third)
Bottom: Denmark by hummel, China by Nike

Group E

Top: USA by Nike, Vietnam by Grand Sport
Bottom: Netherlands by Nike, Portugal by Nike

Group F

Top: France by Nike, Jamaica by Adidas
Bottom: Brazil by Nike, Panama by Reebok

Group G

Top: Sweden by Adidas, South Africa by Le Coq Sportif
Bottom: Italy by Adidas, Argentina by Adida

Group H

Top: South Korea by Nike, Germany by Adidas
Bottom: Colombia by Adidas – SPACE!

And that’s it. Thanks for reading along, gang. Enjoy the World Cup!

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